Parenting Historians Gifts

"Dad, was there good medicine for behavioural problems when you were a kid?"

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'The child is very illogical'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Several generations live together in Cuba

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Family DNA

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

Changes at home

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"How is it gendered?"

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

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Why all mothers deserve a special day.

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."