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"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

"Be afraid to try new things!"

Dummies for Dummies.

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"According to this, everything we've done up to now is right."

"And you call yourself a marsupial?"

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

Ask your mother computer.

"Other than being sent to the principal's office, my detention, and three day suspension, school was good."

Exam Room.

"Better safe than sorry, son."

'My mom just explained babies to me. I'm not sure, but I think I'm a bird and you're a bee.'

'Obviously, the school board is giving an unfair advantage to gifted students.'

"Your inability to turn off your critical voice, combined with your fear of disappointing your overbearing, demanding father, is causing you to lose faith in your fastball."

'Soon he will stop asking where he came from and start telling you where he is going.'

"Hahahaha! Oh, you are hilarious! Help you with your math homework … hahahaha!"

"Go ask your mother."

"And don't take that tone with me, mister!"

"It's my baby sister's. She leaked when we got her, and we've been trying to fix her ever since."

'No, the Patriot Act doesn't make it all right for you to read your sister's diary!'

"And I suppose if your friends all jumped off a cliff you'd follow right along?"

"If it's important to you, Jessica. It's important to daddy, but I don't think it's important to you."

"Of course, you've always set a good example for me ... that's why you embarrass me so much."

"My day? Don't even get me started!"

"My teacher noticed you weren't at parent-teacher night . She wanted to ask why I never take an interest in anything."

"Ten more minutes of media manipulation, then it's off to bed."

'Your phone isn't wireless, Dad. I found some wires in it right here.'