Parenthood Observer Pillows

'They are so Ugly, yet their babies are still adorable.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"It's his emotional support animal."

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'Mom says she has a souffl

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

'Simple case of gravity, mom.'

I think it's time he left home.'

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

'Male, 38, still living with his parents. They asked us to keep him overnight, so they could change the locks.'

'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'

"I need a more interactive you."

Look,that is not your Daddy

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

'Our computer responds to voice commands, but our kids don't.'