Parental Watchdogs Gifts

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

A Tit for Tat.

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."

"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

'Run around with sharp objects and you'll poke an eye out!'

"I understand that by the time we've hit our teens we'll have them pretty much where we want them."

The SCOTUS six

"How did my mom know I went to get ice cream after school? She's either placed a tracking device on me, or she's tracking my phone."

"We've got a new customer, Eddy: run a couple of kegs over to the Supreme Court."

"Before you know it, they'll be all grown up and moved to Brooklyn."

"Daddy's still up - I can see him loading his shotgun."

'Please turn it down - Daddy's trying to do your homework.'

When More Government Is A Good Thing

'It's sad to think of raising him in a world with looming tort reform.'

Robert Menendez investigated for corruption

Julian Assange

Corrupted Politicians

"What's it like to have sexually active parents?"

"I made this one a mom because she has two eyes behind her head."

Kitchen Appliances Fed Up With The Baby.

'Okay, Mum said no, but if we can get to Dad before she has time to brief him, we could still turn this into a yes.'

"Junior must be in here somewhere."

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

'You can go play at Kevin's house if it's all right with your attorney.'

"Steve and Sue, clean up after your mutt or else!"

How a Bill Becomes Law - Updated

"Trump doesn't pay any taxes. Why should I?"

"I don't think we'll ever get off this boat!"

Wayside Elementary School - Now Available: Curbside Pickup!

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