Parental Detectives Gifts

"How did my mom know I went to get ice cream after school? She's either placed a tracking device on me, or she's tracking my phone."

Barks in code.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

A boy acting suspiciously

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

$1: Family Secrets

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

'I need affordable daycare now!'

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"Now how did she know?"

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"...then click 'save settings', scroll down to 'done' and voila! You're on Facebook stalking Miriam's daughter's new husband."

Darlene, my intelligence tells me that your fiance is a slob. What intelligence, Rudy? Surveillance photos – dirty clothes and towels thrown on the floor. Dishes piled up in the sink. That's my Mel? How did you get those? Top-flight government spy methods. House of Java.net Cybercafe.

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

'I read all the parenting books, but you always manage to stay one step ahead of me!'

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

Wanted dog! reward!

"You know something doc, he weirdly kind of resembles you."

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"What happened to what cat?"

No, I seriously doubt a DNA test would exonerate you.

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

Cookie Thief

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"