
"Daddy's still up - I can see him loading his shotgun."
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"Daddy's still up - I can see him loading his shotgun."
'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.
'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'
'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'
"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."
"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."
Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie
"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."
"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."
"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."
Bad Grammar, But Good Pluck.
To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.
"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."
'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'
Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.
I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.
"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."
People in street, "Ooh doesn't he take after his dad"
"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."
"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."
"Grumble all you want, but if you're not wearing your PPE, I won't let you use tools!"
They moved the bus stop further away. Ok. Where is it? "OK"?! They expect me to let my little babies walk 3 whole blocks! Umm
Safety is about FAMILY!...
"Robo calls from your mother on lines 1, 3 and 4."
'Your honor, we find the defendant not guilty, but we sure wouldn't let our daughters go out with him!'
"So long, Ma, I'm riding off into the sunset."
"What's it like to have sexually active parents?"
'Nobody kicks sand in Henry's face!'
"I made this one a mom because she has two eyes behind her head."
Thanks to her new food-breath analyzer Cheryl could find out what her kids really had for lunch.
Parents dressing children in protective gear in order to play conkers.
Parental Valentines Day Cards
'Don't worry. That's just our mom hiding behind your hedge.'
"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."
"Listen, kid...I'm doing you a favor... Don't call here again for at least another 10 years."
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