Parental Supervision Gifts

'Please turn it down - Daddy's trying to do your homework.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Be afraid to try new things!"

Icarus, you are not flying anywhere until you put on some sunscreen.

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"You know, son, you're not going to get anywhere just gliding around all the time!"

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

Warring parents

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

Mom's The Boss

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

"Your dad sure worries a lot."

'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'

Wow, you're right! Your mom's regurgitated worms are way better than my mom's!

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

'My mother made me apply.'

"Daddy's still up - I can see him loading his shotgun."

Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.

Before birds and bees,

A Victorian park.

'I don't mind them, but I would like to see my daughter getting married to one of them!'

"They grow so fast. In my day, you didn't become morbidly obese until adulthood."

'It's making me happy.'

Before I Knew My Mom Had Alzheimer's, Her Weirdness Drove Me Crazy

'You can go play at Kevin's house if it's all right with your attorney.'

"I've been a child psychologist for twenty years. Based on my experience, and several sessions with your son, I believe what is needed is a swift swat on his rump!"

'Principal Smith, this is a parent of a student in your school. I'd like to discuss my son's grades. Is this a good time?'

"My Mom thinks I should clean my room. I'd like a second opinion."

'Careful Darling, my mum always said 'beware of strangers bearing gifts'...'