Parental Supervision Mugs

'Please turn it down - Daddy's trying to do your homework.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Be afraid to try new things!"

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

"You know, son, you're not going to get anywhere just gliding around all the time!"

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

Warring parents

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

Mom's The Boss

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

"Your dad sure worries a lot."

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

'My mother made me apply.'

'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'

"Daddy's still up - I can see him loading his shotgun."

Before birds and bees,

Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.

A Victorian park.

"They grow so fast. In my day, you didn't become morbidly obese until adulthood."

'I don't mind them, but I would like to see my daughter getting married to one of them!'

'It's making me happy.'

"I've been a child psychologist for twenty years. Based on my experience, and several sessions with your son, I believe what is needed is a swift swat on his rump!"

'Principal Smith, this is a parent of a student in your school. I'd like to discuss my son's grades. Is this a good time?'

'You can go play at Kevin's house if it's all right with your attorney.'

"My Mom thinks I should clean my room. I'd like a second opinion."

'Careful Darling, my mum always said 'beware of strangers bearing gifts'...'

'Why can't you try to be more like me?'