Parental Tech Story Fan Gifts

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

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'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

The Digital Family

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

Smartphone Sonogram

The modern generation!

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"The Internet ate my baby!"

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

Baby cries into a cellphone.

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

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