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"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

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'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

The Digital Family

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

Smartphone Sonogram

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

The modern generation!

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

Baby cries into a cellphone.

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

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'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'