Parental Escapists Gifts

Looking for a gift for parental escapists? Celebrate their need for humor and leisure with products that bring a smile, a laugh, or a moment of relaxation. Perfect for parents who cherish their breaks and love a bit of wit. Whether it's for a busy mom or dad, these creative gifts showcase their playful side and offer a cozy reminder to relax and enjoy a well-deserved pause in their hectic lives.

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"Your babysitter just rang, she wants to know where you keep your condoms?"

"Your babysitter just rang, she wants to know where you keep your condoms?" mockup

"Your babysitter just rang, she wants to know where you keep your condoms?"

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'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!' mockup

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

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"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend." mockup

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

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'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.' mockup

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

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“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.” mockup

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

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"No, son, there's no severance package."

"No, son, there's no severance package." mockup

"No, son, there's no severance package."

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Last day of school.

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"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell." mockup

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

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'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.' mockup

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'

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Yet another family that decided to drop everything and follow The Grateful Dead around for a while.

Yet another family that decided to drop everything and follow The Grateful Dead around for a while. mockup

Yet another family that decided to drop everything and follow The Grateful Dead around for a while.

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'My daughter can't come to school today - I have a hot nose!'

'My daughter can't come to school today - I have a hot nose!' mockup

'My daughter can't come to school today - I have a hot nose!'

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"As you leave this year behind, remember you did your best to soar with eagles, to be the best you can be, best of luck, my honorable students."

"As you leave this year behind, remember you did your best to soar with eagles, to be the best you can be, best of luck, my honorable students." mockup

"As you leave this year behind, remember you did your best to soar with eagles, to be the best you can be, best of luck, my honorable students."

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'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!'

'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!' mockup

'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!'

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"Now that the kids are in jail, maybe we can take the vacation we always wanted."

"Now that the kids are in jail, maybe we can take the vacation we always wanted." mockup

"Now that the kids are in jail, maybe we can take the vacation we always wanted."

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'I'm beginning to enjoy these long walks with you every day.'

'I'm beginning to enjoy these long walks with you every day.' mockup

'I'm beginning to enjoy these long walks with you every day.'

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'Sounds like all the kids are already here for the labor day picnic... I think I'll wait in the car.'

'Sounds like all the kids are already here for the labor day picnic... I think I'll wait in the car.' mockup

'Sounds like all the kids are already here for the labor day picnic... I think I'll wait in the car.'

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'I want to go to a place where there's no parents!'

'I want to go to a place where there's no parents!' mockup

'I want to go to a place where there's no parents!'

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"You didn't tell the kids where we moved to, did you?"

"You didn't tell the kids where we moved to, did you?" mockup

"You didn't tell the kids where we moved to, did you?"

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"I've decided to re-enter the workforce so I can spend less time with my family."

"I've decided to re-enter the workforce so I can spend less time with my family." mockup

"I've decided to re-enter the workforce so I can spend less time with my family."

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"Mom, I've decided to move in with grandma and grandpa."

"Mom, I've decided to move in with grandma and grandpa." mockup

"Mom, I've decided to move in with grandma and grandpa."

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"Afternoon Frank. The kids are still on their six weeks holidays, I see!"

"Afternoon Frank. The kids are still on their six weeks holidays, I see!" mockup

"Afternoon Frank. The kids are still on their six weeks holidays, I see!"

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'I do! Someone else should cook! Drive!'

'I do! Someone else should cook! Drive!' mockup

'I do! Someone else should cook! Drive!'

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Kid with dog pool toy reads sign at swimming pool saying 'No dogs allowed'.

Kid with dog pool toy reads sign at swimming pool saying 'No dogs allowed'. mockup

Kid with dog pool toy reads sign at swimming pool saying 'No dogs allowed'.

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Time for Yourself.

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You are Here- But Do You Know Where Your Kids Are?

You are Here- But Do You Know Where Your Kids Are? mockup

You are Here- But Do You Know Where Your Kids Are?

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"Let's mix things up this Thanksgiving. Instead of all of us going to your folks', let's just drop off the kids, drive away and never look back."

"Let's mix things up this Thanksgiving. Instead of all of us going to your folks', let's just drop off the kids, drive away and never look back." mockup

"Let's mix things up this Thanksgiving. Instead of all of us going to your folks', let's just drop off the kids, drive away and never look back."

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Man comes home to find house in disorder and leaves again.

Man comes home to find house in disorder and leaves again. mockup

Man comes home to find house in disorder and leaves again.

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"Oh, we don't worry about the kids moving back in with us. We didn't leave a forwarding address."

"Oh, we don't worry about the kids moving back in with us. We didn't leave a forwarding address." mockup

"Oh, we don't worry about the kids moving back in with us. We didn't leave a forwarding address."

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"Mum, Dad...I'm a teenager."

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Writing A Book Report.

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"My education was a nightmare! Bullying, time-outs, bickery and tipsy-teachers!"

"My education was a nightmare! Bullying, time-outs, bickery and tipsy-teachers!" mockup

"My education was a nightmare! Bullying, time-outs, bickery and tipsy-teachers!"

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Parental Escapists Gifts Collection

Parental Escapists Mugs

Looking for more gifts for parental escapists? Explore our collection of mugs that bring humor and comfort to their daily routines.

Parental Escapists Pillows

Find cozy pillows for parental escapists—blend humor and comfort to make their space a haven of relaxation.

Parental Escapists Prints

Browse our selection of prints designed for parental escapists—bring a touch of wit and personality to their home decor.

Parental Escapists T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate parental escapists' love for fun and relaxation—perfect for casual days and laid-back moments.