'I do! Someone else should cook! Drive!'
Parent Escape Artist Gifts
Searching for a fun and thoughtful gift for the parent who’s known as the escape artist? Our collection offers amusing products that capture their cleverness and playful nature, perfect for any occasion. Celebrate their parenthood with humor and charm through our curated selection of mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that speak to their quick escape skills and loving personality.
'I want to go to a place where there's no parents!'
Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'
'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'
Leave your troubles in the bubbles
"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."
"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."
"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."
"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."
Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.
'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'
Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!
Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
Desert Island Fantasies
Crib Escape
Tweaking the CV.
'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'
"My entire family's coming for the holidays."
An office worker daydreams about a new poster.
Wishing Well
"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."
'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'
"Hey, guys I found a way out."
Fox hunting.
"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"
Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.
Tsunami Evac Route
'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'
Prisoner Crossing
On Holiday
Parent Escape Artist Gifts Collection
Parent Escape Artist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating the parent escape artist—perfect for mornings filled with laughter and a splash of humor.
Parent Escape Artist Pillows
Brighten up their home with pillows featuring clever designs that celebrate their elusive and fun-loving spirit.
Parent Escape Artist Prints
Decorate their space with prints that showcase their playful and clever nature—perfect for any proud parent’s wall.
Parent Escape Artist T-Shirts
Find a t-shirt that humorously honors your parent’s escape artistry—ideal for casual days and making a statement.