Parental Economics Interpreter Pillows

"Leading report card indicators predict no allowance from my dad this week!"

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

'My doctor told me avoid any unnecessary stress, so I didn't visit him today.'

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

Constructing your own prison!

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

Stork Story.

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

"Moses, it's your mother. It's the only way I could get hold of you. You never call."

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"