Parental Economics Interpreter Prints

"Leading report card indicators predict no allowance from my dad this week!"

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

Oh, no

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Signing the declaration of independence.

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

'My doctor told me avoid any unnecessary stress, so I didn't visit him today.'

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

Constructing your own prison!

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

Stork Story.

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

"Moses, it's your mother. It's the only way I could get hold of you. You never call."

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.