Parent Storyteller Prints

Stork Story.

"Dad, I'm thinking they could be tax deductable."

'He has your nose and my ears.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

True confessions.

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

The Family Joules: Part 21

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'A dog ate my homework.'

Children's Party

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

"Well, I assume the three bears went in the woods like all bears do. May I continue?"

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"