Parent Storyteller Gifts

Stork Story.

"Dad, I'm thinking they could be tax deductable."

'He has your nose and my ears.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

True confessions.

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Children's Party

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'A dog ate my homework.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

'It's a horror-comedy.'