Family-focused Storyteller Gifts

"Dad, I need to dip into my college fund."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

True confessions.

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

The Family Joules: Part 21

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

Children's Party

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Daughters at Bedtime

"Well, I assume the three bears went in the woods like all bears do. May I continue?"

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

'It's a horror-comedy.'

Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

Not-so-easy listening...

Scenes from a Vacation

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."