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"Dad, I need to dip into my college fund."

True confessions.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

Children's Party

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

Daughters at Bedtime

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

'It's a horror-comedy.'

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

Not-so-easy listening...

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."