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I hear you're taking reproductive health. Don't be jealous, Nana. It's boring. Too bad! We had memorable sex ed! Way back then? Yep. Way back

"Feel free to take notes."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

True confessions.

The Family Joules: Part 21

'And you're telling me this, why?'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

Children's Party

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

"Well, I assume the three bears went in the woods like all bears do. May I continue?"

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

'It's a horror-comedy.'

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Scenes from a Vacation