Family Story Teller T-Shirts

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

Pushchair Mums.

'He knows how to be a grandchild but I don't know how to be a grandfather.'

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

True confessions.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

The Family Joules: Part 21

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

Children's Party

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"Well, I assume the three bears went in the woods like all bears do. May I continue?"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

Mother Goose Spoilers

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.

'It's a horror-comedy.'