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"You were right, honey, she was tired... I only had to read six books to her tonight!"

'He has your nose and my ears.'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

True confessions.

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

The Family Joules: Part 21

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Children's Party

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

"Well, I assume the three bears went in the woods like all bears do. May I continue?"

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

'It's a horror-comedy.'

Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

Scenes from a Vacation

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."