Parental Raconteur Prints

'He has your nose and my ears.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

True confessions.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Children's Party

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'And you're telling me this, why?'

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

'It's a horror-comedy.'

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."