Family Raconteur Prints

"Although the estate will be distributed equally, your father wanted you all to know that Keith was his favorite, followed by..."

'If she can't speak yet, how do you know her name is Jennifer?'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

True confessions.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

The Family Joules: Part 21

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

Children's Party

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

"Well, I assume the three bears went in the woods like all bears do. May I continue?"

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'It's a horror-comedy.'

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

Scenes from a Vacation