Inheritance Interpreter Prints

"What would you like done with your DNA?"

Dialogue

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

She - Interpreter - He.

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

Signing the declaration of independence.

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

'I'll read the will.' - 'I don't like the look of this.'