Inheritance Plotter Prints

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

"I'm super excited about this fabulous opportunity to improve!"

Oceanographer

God changes His will.

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

'No, you can't fake your own death and leave all your money to yourself.'

'I'll read the will.' - 'I don't like the look of this.'

"Your next of kin is going to inherit a lot of money."

'It would have been easier to prove your father was of sound mind when he wrote this will if he hadn't written it on the headed notepaper of the psychiatric hospital in which he'd been sectioned.'

"What would you like done with your DNA?"

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

'One day son, all this will not be yours.'

'Stop encouraging him to drink red wine for longevity - I'm in his will.'

'Spinach: The Prequel'

"The kids are at that age when they'd really like to know our net worth."

'I just can't figure it out.'

'There is no million dollar inheritance. We just put out that notice to locate the missing heirs.'

'... And to Mable, I leave whatever was on the trap at the time of my death. '

"I know it was the old man's last wish when he died. . . but our CEO is now a cat!"

'And thanks for being such a rock.'

'...and to Mr. Meek, I leave the earth.'