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“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

Oceanographer

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

God changes His will.

'I'll read the will.' - 'I don't like the look of this.'

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

'No, you can't fake your own death and leave all your money to yourself.'

'It would have been easier to prove your father was of sound mind when he wrote this will if he hadn't written it on the headed notepaper of the psychiatric hospital in which he'd been sectioned.'

"Your next of kin is going to inherit a lot of money."

"What would you like done with your DNA?"

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

'Stop encouraging him to drink red wine for longevity - I'm in his will.'

'One day son, all this will not be yours.'

"The kids are at that age when they'd really like to know our net worth."

'There is no million dollar inheritance. We just put out that notice to locate the missing heirs.'

'... And to Mable, I leave whatever was on the trap at the time of my death. '

'Spinach: The Prequel'

'I just can't figure it out.'

"I know it was the old man's last wish when he died. . . but our CEO is now a cat!"

'And thanks for being such a rock.'

I'll be gone soon, but I've thought of you all in my will... I wonder if it'll be enough to get the loft done?