Parental Anxieties Explorers Pillows

Baby's head pops off.

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

It's a Boy

Mother CareBaby Gap

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

"Hell: The Airport"

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

Baby with projectile vomit

"It gets easier the second time."

'She is being impossible again.'

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

Take your Daughter to Word Day

'Baby escape.'

Temptation.

'Why are you being a discipline problem at school, turd?'

'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'

Midwife presents a baby with its own volume control: 'Finally, evolution has done its thing.'

"Beware of children."

"Now can we have an eating experience?"

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