Parental Anxieties Explorers Gifts

Baby's head pops off.

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

It's a Boy

Mother CareBaby Gap

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"Hell: The Airport"

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

Baby with projectile vomit

"It gets easier the second time."

'She is being impossible again.'

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

Take your Daughter to Word Day

'Baby escape.'

'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'

Temptation.

'Why are you being a discipline problem at school, turd?'

Midwife presents a baby with its own volume control: 'Finally, evolution has done its thing.'

"Beware of children."

"Now can we have an eating experience?"

"We baby proofed the house, and it's my fault for not baby proofing you, dear."