Parenting Journey Explorers Gifts

"Our son is at that awkward age where he's living in our basement."

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Mother CareBaby Gap

It's a Boy

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

The relay race

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

They Removed my Brain.

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

Baby with projectile vomit

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

"It gets easier the second time."

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "