Parenting Journey Explorers Prints

"Our son is at that awkward age where he's living in our basement."

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Mother CareBaby Gap

It's a Boy

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

They Removed my Brain.

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

The relay race

Mountain Dads

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

Baby with projectile vomit

"It gets easier the second time."

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"