Parenting Explorers Pillows

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'What else would you expect from one of the ten best dressed women of the year?'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Mother CareBaby Gap

It's a Boy

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

Pubertry

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

Baby with projectile vomit

"It gets easier the second time."

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

'She is being impossible again.'

"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled."

Take your Daughter to Word Day

'Baby escape.'

'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'

'Why are you being a discipline problem at school, turd?'

Temptation.

"Your baby's fussiness, whining, and general discontent isn't anything to worry about. It should clear up on its own in about 18 years."

'May I borrow your hard hat? I'm going to try and go into the kids' room.'

'I'm sure this is the right exit .'