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"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

Potty training? Couldn't we just send him to camp for that or something? Inge.

'What else would you expect from one of the ten best dressed women of the year?'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

It's a Boy

Mother CareBaby Gap

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

Pubertry

Baby with projectile vomit

"It gets easier the second time."

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

'She is being impossible again.'

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled."

'Baby escape.'

Take your Daughter to Word Day

Nope, not how you change her diaper.

'Why are you being a discipline problem at school, turd?'

"Your baby's fussiness, whining, and general discontent isn't anything to worry about. It should clear up on its own in about 18 years."

'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'

Temptation.