Anxious Parents Pillows

"Sorry we have to leave, but it is 8:30 and our 28 year old is home alone..."

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

Trust

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"The economy doesn’t make me half as nervous as my kids do."

'Run around with sharp objects and you'll poke an eye out!'

Boy has swallowed marbles thinking they are sweets

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"But MOM, between school, homework, sports and music lessons, I don't have time for time-outs anymore!"

'I don't worry about anything. My Mom does all the worrying for me.'

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

'It's sad to think of raising him in a world with looming tort reform.'

"How soon can I start her on fad diets?"

"They'll come home. They're microchipped."

"And this will protect him from distemper."

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

"Okay! I'm letting go! Just stay straight! Do not get hurt! Your mother will never forgive me!!"

'I appreciate your wanting me to do a stress test but what do you think I'm going through right now?'

'I wish you wouldn't carry knives in your trousers - they make such holes in your pockets!'

"Your wife wants a report on your condition."

Parent-Teacher Conferences: 'The bad news is your son failed every test I gave this term. The good news is that we know he's not abusing any mind-expanding drugs.'

'Make sure you stay in the shallow end.'

"We hate being stuck indoors because of seasonal allergies, so it's a relief when we can blame it on a dangerous fugitive."

I have two teenagers that text!

Uncertain Future

"Mom, is this lunch supplying me with the recommended daily allowance of microplastics?"

The Anxious School Drop Off

Father afraid of daughters VAT inspector boyfriend

'I'm worried he might be dyslexic!'

"I just hope that's not our babysitter..."