'He certainly put it in terms I can understand. He gave me a D minus.'
Parent With A Kid Who Dislikes The Dentist Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for a parent managing a child's fear of the dentist? Our collection offers witty and amusing items designed to bring a smile during dental visits. These playful products help turn dental anxiety into laughter, making visits a little easier and a lot more fun for both parents and kids.
"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"
The tooth fairy.
'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'
Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,
'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'
'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'
'The $75 for floss wasn't for his teeth... we had to tie him to the chair.'
Tooth fairy
J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open
"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."
The Tooth Ferret
Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!
Dentist Trip
Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.
Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.
Boy who has been to the dentist
Remember to always brush your teeth!
The Wheel of Life
"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."
"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."
The tooth fairy has that dream where all her teeth fall out.
Child asking for braces from Santa.
'Says here that you broke your tooth while eating a human. Sorry sir, but accidents that happen during 'food-for-fun' are not covered under your dental plan.'
'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'
'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'
'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'
"I don't have to be carnivorous, you know."
'You don't trust me, do you?'
Lady to lady about messy kid: 'Maybe we should have named him Spot.'
Tooth
'My assistant just quit. Said you were looking at her funny.'
"You're lucky: You have no idea the drama it is to take your kids to the dentist!"
"Would you like cotton candy flavor, bubble gum flavor, or just accepting that, regardless, this is going to be incredibly unpleasant?"
I'm beginning to see why they call these SELF-inking stamps'
Parent With A Kid Who Dislikes The Dentist Gifts Collection
Parent With A Kid Who Dislikes The Dentist Mugs
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Parent With A Kid Who Dislikes The Dentist Pillows
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Parent With A Kid Who Dislikes The Dentist Prints
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Parent With A Kid Who Dislikes The Dentist T-Shirts
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