Parent Of A Dental-phobic Child Gifts

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

Young Godzilla.

Dentist Trip

"I'd like my son seated in the first row."

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

Boy who has been to the dentist

'He took his first step!'

The Wheel of Life

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Mum inspects poo'

'Don't you just love them when they do that?'

'You were the one who said you'd like him to bring some of his friends home. . .'

'You need to chuck more wood.'

"Congratulations! Now you get to eat bugs!"

Bad Mom Cards - Collect The Whole Set!

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

Young Super Achiever

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'I'm a fully qualified puppeteer!'

'He's at the 'terrible twos' stage.'

'It's new, Dental armor, Everything I need for any procedure is right here,'

Baby escaping from its crib.

'Does this mean you're grounded?'

'You don't trust me, do you?'

"...and if you can't use your indoor voice, I'm going to set you to 'Vibrate.'"

"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."

Seen any Decent Films Recently.

'...And those are my darkest demons that torment me to a point where I could totally lose it at any moment.'

Vampire dentist.

'Mom's weird -- she lets us play in the mud, but she won't let us watch dirty movies.'

'I'll be back later -- don't let Cain and Abel run around barefoot.'

Lady to lady about messy kid: 'Maybe we should have named him Spot.'

'My assistant just quit. Said you were looking at her funny.'