Parent Scout Pillows

'Mom's really nervous because I've been good for too long.'

'I knew things were getting out of hand when I went from snips, to snails, to puppy dogs tails....'

"Be afraid to try new things!"

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

'We just figured that with the kids travelling so much for soccer, it made more sense to sell our house and get an RV.'

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

"Other than being sent to the principal's office, my detention, and three day suspension, school was good."

Son, it's time you grew some legs and moved out.

"Better safe than sorry, son."

"Your dad sure worries a lot."

"Your inability to turn off your critical voice, combined with your fear of disappointing your overbearing, demanding father, is causing you to lose faith in your fastball."

'My mom just explained babies to me. I'm not sure, but I think I'm a bird and you're a bee.'

'Obviously, the school board is giving an unfair advantage to gifted students.'

'I'm getting a little concerned about Timmy. He hasn't wormed his way out of anything all semester.'

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

"Give my kid a passing grade and you could be looking at many more nice apples."

"Aaack! How did an unscheduled hour get on your calendar? This will not look good on your college application."

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

"And I suppose if your friends all jumped off a cliff you'd follow right along?"

"Of course, you've always set a good example for me ... that's why you embarrass me so much."

"Sorry, son. . . You're not getting the keys to the car until you show me you're mature enough to bring it back completely totaled."

'How many times have I told you to stop playing with that calculator?'

'I forgot to bring diapers. We were a long way from refreshing.'

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"

'Mummy said let it drop,there's a good boy..'

Cinema Certification, Suitable for kids, but will drive parents to distraction.

The Butterfly Collector Who Caught Cupid.

'Why can't you try to be more like me?'