Parent Of A Spirited Child Pillows

the good little boy

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

Jack in the box on strike.

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

Husband and Child in Pram

'I went to summer school and helped a few teachers decide not to teach there next summer.'

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

Be A Doctor

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

Kate's Evil Plan: 'Danae...I got a letter from your teacher today...she say's you've been very well-behaved lately...and is worried about what you're really up to.'

'I painted the very same picture when I was in second grade and didn't even get a 'D'!'

Mobile Phone Mobile.

'Tell dad he did a lousy paint job.'

Money And Prestige

'We just have to stop meeting like this!'

'Come on. You've been nursing that pint for hours!'

'A grass box for the children is a wonderful idea.'

"Were the 'Trolls' internet trolls?"

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

'You know, I think the kid's actually improving!' (dog is playing the violin).

'How's my son? He swallowed 50p?'

'Are you happy, dad? I'm good on reading! I can read fish dealers' websites... your credit card number...'

"Mommie!"