Spirited Kid Pillows

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

"It's a mobile."

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

Muy mum rocks.

'I went to summer school and helped a few teachers decide not to teach there next summer.'

"She's always been a quick learner."

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

'My first tattoo...'

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

A Young Indoor Cyclist

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

"I'm running away from home to join the media circus."

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

"Larry and Phil aren't sure what they want to do, but Michael is interested in show business."

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

"How do you know I got this dirt on me. Maybe I'm biodegrading."

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

'Nothing against you, Dad, but I'd rather be a POLITICAL pundit.'

'My parents are divorced...and I'm doing very nicely, thank you.'

Crayons - Expiration Date: Your 9th Birthday.