Fun-loving Kid Pillows

'I want someone to give me an idea for an adventure now!!'

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Bears going water skiing.

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"It's a mobile."

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Serious Putty

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

true love.

Trust

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

Clown Happy Hour

The toothfairy

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Multisports