Fun-loving Child Pillows

'Bridges falling down, killer pumpkin eaters...'

Skipping with a beard.

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

10 K Tail-Chase

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Bears going water skiing.

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

true love.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Serious Putty

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Trust

Clown Happy Hour

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

The toothfairy

'So, picture a family entering church in their Sunday finest, They sit down and suddenly,,,'

Multisports

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."