Fun-seeking Child Pillows

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

Circus Act

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Serious Putty

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

The Final Selfie

Two children play with a pedal bin

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

The toothfairy

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

'I took her last time - It's your turn to take her for a walk!'

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

Baby car seat for a Native American.

"You can't have dessert until you eat all of your people nuggies."

"I knew Daddy really liked me on our first dinner date when he didn't growl at me when I picked food off his plate..."

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

"It took the better part of seventeen years, but you finally get me."