Fun-seeking Child T-Shirts

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Circus Act

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Serious Putty

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

The Final Selfie

Two children play with a pedal bin

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

The toothfairy

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

'I took her last time - It's your turn to take her for a walk!'

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

"You can't have dessert until you eat all of your people nuggies."

"I knew Daddy really liked me on our first dinner date when he didn't growl at me when I picked food off his plate..."

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

"It took the better part of seventeen years, but you finally get me."