Fun-loving Teen Pillows

"Spin the Noodle"

'What a crummy game. You try to find overdue books and get them back to the library. It's called 'Tome Raiders.'

Young male cat reading a cat fancier's magazine.

"Son, we're concerned about your partying."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

Serious Putty

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Trust

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

'Bridges falling down, killer pumpkin eaters...'

'Awesome!'

"So you're sure...toilet-papering Sylvia Sanchez's house is the best way to get her attention?"

Graduation Day At A Party School

Suddenly...puberty hit Irwin!

'Boy squeezing a spot at boy squirting silly string'

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

"How do you know I got this dirt on me. Maybe I'm biodegrading."

Skipping with a beard.

'I need a haircut...maybe I should enlist.'

"When I first started school all I wanted were A's but since hitting puberty I'm far more interested in D's."

'Yeah, you were creative.'

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

'Is this one of those times that I'm supposed to hold your hand or disappear?'

'I'm worried about job security and I don't even have a job yet!'

Leo hoped that his remaining COD presents were less disappointing...

"Is this a love hug or a want-money hug?"

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"

"Typical teenager-straight for the burger bar."

'What will those kids be wearing next?'