Fun-loving Teen Mugs

"Spin the Noodle"

'What a crummy game. You try to find overdue books and get them back to the library. It's called 'Tome Raiders.'

Young male cat reading a cat fancier's magazine.

"Son, we're concerned about your partying."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

Serious Putty

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Trust

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

'Bridges falling down, killer pumpkin eaters...'

'Awesome!'

"So you're sure...toilet-papering Sylvia Sanchez's house is the best way to get her attention?"

Graduation Day At A Party School

Suddenly...puberty hit Irwin!

'Boy squeezing a spot at boy squirting silly string'

"RUN! Here comes the long arm of the law!"

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

Test Today. I didn't pass the test but I did beat the point spread.

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

"How do you know I got this dirt on me. Maybe I'm biodegrading."

Skipping with a beard.

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

'I need a haircut...maybe I should enlist.'

"When I first started school all I wanted were A's but since hitting puberty I'm far more interested in D's."

'Yeah, you were creative.'

Our poor daughter doesn't have a prom date. Mo-om! I'm going with a group, of friends. No one "dates." Then I don't need a shotgun? Da-ad! I'll never get a boyfriend! Good. I heard that.

Actually, I prefer to ride in the mountains.

'Is this one of those times that I'm supposed to hold your hand or disappear?'

'I'm worried about job security and I don't even have a job yet!'

Leo hoped that his remaining COD presents were less disappointing...