Flirtatious Teen Mugs

"So you're sure...toilet-papering Sylvia Sanchez's house is the best way to get her attention?"

"Recess does things to a man."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

You make me feel like dancing!

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Tunnel of fleeting love.

Tango

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

"I have a great idea. Come up to my place and we'll watch all 13 episodes of House of Cards!"

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Suddenly...puberty hit Irwin!

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Snake Charmer

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

Beach Attraction

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

"Thanks for paying me a compliment."

"You seem like a nice guy - I don't suppose you have a job or anything?"

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

"That's sweet, but what does 'bulbous' mean?"

'I think you'll have fun. I'm a blast to hang out with.'

Happy Hour

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

"You really know how to push my buttons."