Teen With Flair Mugs

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

Musical notes bubble gum.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Football player taking the ball home.

"So you're sure...toilet-papering Sylvia Sanchez's house is the best way to get her attention?"

Justice for a heckler.

The Death of Pierrot

'He's having a bad feather day.'

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

'Mind if I play the cello for dramatic effect?'

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

Winter Coat

Interpretive Cheering

"Spin the Noodle"

"Son, we're concerned about your partying."

'What a crummy game. You try to find overdue books and get them back to the library. It's called 'Tome Raiders.'

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

'Yeah, you were creative.'

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

Obnox.com.

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

'Feelings, nothing more than feeeelings that I'm right for this job.'

'Is this one of those times that I'm supposed to hold your hand or disappear?'

Social Networking - Outsider.

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

"Your son's lab work came back and all of his numbers are in range, except for his pants, which are a bit low."

'I'm worried about job security and I don't even have a job yet!'

Ask me about my thick neck.