Teen With Flair Pillows

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

Musical notes bubble gum.

Pop Culture for Teens

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Football player taking the ball home.

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Hoody Woodpecker.

The Death of Pierrot

"So you're sure...toilet-papering Sylvia Sanchez's house is the best way to get her attention?"

Justice for a heckler.

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

'He's having a bad feather day.'

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

'Mind if I play the cello for dramatic effect?'

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

Winter Coat

Interpretive Cheering

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

'Feelings, nothing more than feeeelings that I'm right for this job.'

'Yeah, you were creative.'

"Spin the Noodle"

'What a crummy game. You try to find overdue books and get them back to the library. It's called 'Tome Raiders.'

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

What should I wear to the eco club dance? Something recycled. Yeah, but it has to be hot. W. Fester Thrift Shop. Who're you trying to catch? Sigh! Ryan Beardsley. Dressing reports. You can definitely catch a cold.

Obnox.com.

"Son, we're concerned about your partying."

'Is this one of those times that I'm supposed to hold your hand or disappear?'

Social Networking - Outsider.

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

"Your son's lab work came back and all of his numbers are in range, except for his pants, which are a bit low."

'I'm worried about job security and I don't even have a job yet!'