Flirtatious Teen T-Shirts

"So you're sure...toilet-papering Sylvia Sanchez's house is the best way to get her attention?"

"Recess does things to a man."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

You make me feel like dancing!

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Tango

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Suddenly...puberty hit Irwin!

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

Beach Attraction

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

Snake Charmer

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

"Thanks for paying me a compliment."

'Mom, Ed rid us of household pests, but now he's become one.'

'You had me at Hello... copter hat.'

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

'I think you'll have fun. I'm a blast to hang out with.'

'Yes, you can walk me home - My husband loves a good fight!'

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

"You really know how to push my buttons."