Spirited Kid T-Shirts

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

"It's a mobile."

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

Muy mum rocks.

'I went to summer school and helped a few teachers decide not to teach there next summer.'

"She's always been a quick learner."

'My first tattoo...'

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

A Young Indoor Cyclist

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

"I'm running away from home to join the media circus."

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

"Larry and Phil aren't sure what they want to do, but Michael is interested in show business."

"How do you know I got this dirt on me. Maybe I'm biodegrading."

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

'Nothing against you, Dad, but I'd rather be a POLITICAL pundit.'

'My parents are divorced...and I'm doing very nicely, thank you.'

Crayons - Expiration Date: Your 9th Birthday.

"She's already on adult coloring books."