Parent-life Jugglers Pillows

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Working hours.

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Laptop Dancing.

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

The Buck Never Stops.

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Email Notifications

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

"Don't tell me you're not hungover, it's nine a.m. and you just clocked out."

"We've doubled our staff in the last six months." (Smith and Smith - baby in playpen behind desk).

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'

They're behind me aren't they?

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

"What's this about having time off to spawn?"

Break Glass in Case of Stress

"She said that she's against combing marriage with a career....so I quit my job."